thealbinoweave: do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
if i could ignore myself i would
mementovivere: mydemisee: ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music Yep this I am willing to do this. Pick me, please.
oli-twist: windspray: how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
wartortles: if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
arachnids8rip: fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick and the award for unexpected turns goes to
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
lshifomu101: some guy added me on facebook and when i accepted he sent me a message saying “who r u”
nahlou: there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you